Like finding a 5 Leaf clover

Last night I received the surprise of a life time. Pep had to pick up her car from the local car dealer last night, for some general maintenance and getting a hitch installed. Getting the hitch installed is for another time. We dropped it off last night and it was a 4 hour production with where we had to pick up the car she was going to borrow. She asked a mutual friend (Carrots) to give her a ride since I didn't want to drag the little ones all over again... She got home around 9:30-10 which I though was a bit late but paid it no mind. I keep hearing giggling down stairs and assume she is on the phone and go down to see how it went.

To my surprise Carrots was down there and they stopped off for a few drinks. Seems Carrots is upset because her husband hasn't had sex w/ her in months. If you know me or know anything about me, you know I made a dumb ass comment about how I would take care of her and more obnoxious comments that I make to all of Pep's Friends and Family. I open a bottle of wine and join in the discussion, but let them know I'll be right back because I really should put on some shorts, as I'm sitting there in my boxers. Pep says don't bother it'll be less I have to take off later...I laugh knowing it's not true. I notice carrots has been a bit shaken by this comment and stares off in the distance. I look over at her and kind kidding kind of not say, why don't you join us...The normal laughter or sarcastic remark doesn't surface like I expect, and Pep has said nothing yet either. Right now my mind is racing 300 miles an hour, did I go too far, did I say something I shouldn't have...

Pep says "yes...why don't you"....Was she talking to me or her?!?!?! What just happened??!?! My heart feels like it's going to beat out of my chest...I need to relax I've been her before and I landed the deal, I can do this. Then I slam on the breaks in my mind...This is a test or a joke, there either going to mock me for years to come over this or she is testing me to see if I would do it. What to do, what to do... So as cool as I can muster I say..."I'm sorry did you say you have the Flu"...her response was simple and to the point "you know what I said". I've know Carrots to brag about a wild past but there is no way she's going for this....Not a chance in hell...She's married she has kids...

She pushes back her chair, oh no we went over the line, she pissed and leaving. She walks over to me, Damn it I'm getting smacked...Carrot looks me right in the face and says "if (insert hubby's name here) is going to use this, then someone should"....I casually mention we should go down to the basement and open another bottle....

I won't get too graphic as this isn't the place for it....But I will tell you there is only one thing better than taking your wife from behind while she pleasures another woman...Taking her friend from behind while she pleasures your wife...

They never installed the hitch and I’ve never been happier with an inept service department…But who am I kidding Lightning never strikes twice