"Help desk how can I help you" (Help Desk how did i get here, I'm not some help desk Jockey. Oh that's right I work w/ a lazy piece of Sht that won't do his job)
"My Keyboard won't work"
(Who the fck cares) "Have you tried rebooting"
"reboot??? I logged off???"
(Here we go...The winner of gold in the 2000 Idiot Olympics) "Just click on Start and choose shut down and then Choose Restart...."
10 seconds elapse...."Ok I'm done"
(Ok here we go off to the equivalent of an intelligence black whole) "You couldn’t have done it that quick"
"I did, I logged off just like you said"
"I'll be right over to give you a hand" (You shouldn't be allowed to waste oxygen)
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