Honey Do List

"OK have a nice Vacation, see you next Week" (Hope you drown)
"Ok Thanks, oh by the way I sent you a "things to work on List"
(WHAT THE F#@K!!!!!, Holy sh!t what am I 15 and getting a choir list) "Great I'll check it out"
"I'd like you to have it finished up by next week"
under my breath as he walks away"and I'd like to get laid 3-4 times a week"
"I'm sorry did you say something"
(your GD right I did) Nope just thanking you for the Honey Do List...See you next week (Dickhead)